reading shitty fic cause you’re so thirsty you’ll accept anything
john sittin on his vibrator, havin a good time, thinkin of ladies and stuff
suddenly sherlock pops into his head
"what no i didn’t mean to think of that where did that come from no"
"don’t think of sherlock, don’t think of sherlock, and his hair and cheekbones and how good his lips would look around your cock—sHIT"
"oh fuck i’m— i think i’m coming no i want to think of ladies not sherlock not—"
"fuck. i’m coming. thinking of sherlock. it’s happening. damn. i’m gay"
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS PICTURE BECAUSE LITERLALLY BENEDICT ACTS LIKE AF UCKING 5 YEAR OLD ALL THE TIME BUT THEN I SEE A PICTURE LIKE THIS AND IM LIKE WTF … U GO BEN C …. V PROUD OF U… WANNA PAT U ON THE HEAD…. SUCK UR DONG…. AND STUFFS…
What are we going to love about him in this film?
I FUCKING FOUND IT
we haven’t seen john watson shirtless, have we even seen his arms? he is always long sleeves. he could literally have tattoos from army